I ate your bees
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
I wonder what britain’s going to do when its 20 actors die
I thought British actors were like phoenixes. Instead of dying, they just burst into flames and then a new British actor rises from the ashes and takes their place.
Sounds legit
High-res
I will never get over how hard I laughed the first time I saw this
Oh man the… the thing it was from named it and just the mention of the name will set me off now
None Pizza with Left Beef
none pizza with left beef is probably the funniest possible thing i can think of right now
the first time i saw this i literally cried for ten minutes and i still burst out laughing every time “none pizza with left beef”
It’s only 9:16 am and I’ve been through my whole dash, what am I supposed to do for the rest of the day?
(Source: twistingreality)
